MY CABBAGES!

MPF.C18-HELIX.01.191 says "<:: Good."
Kawabku Ca' Bage says "Hello sir!"
MPF.C18-HELIX.01.191 radios in "<:: Copy that."
MPF.C18-HELIX.01.191 says "<:: Apply."
Kawabku Ca' Bage says "Would you like to buy some premium cabbages?"
[Tall | Brown hair | b...] says "corey hiesen 58009"
** Kawabku Ca' Bage holds one of the cabbages from his cart
[LOOC] MPF.C18-HELIX.01.191: What.
[Medium Build, Five Fo...] says "cAPPAGES"
MPF.C18-HELIX.01.191 says "<:: Uh sir. . ."
MPF.C18-JUDGE.DvL.320 yells "<:: Citizen."
MPF.C18-JUDGE.DvL.320 yells "<:: Line."
MPF.C18-HELIX.01.191 yells "<:: Sir, this man is selling cabbages."
[OOC] Joe Bereta: caps sry
MPF.C18-JUDGE.DvL.320 says "<:: Citizen."
MPF.C18-JUDGE.DvL.320 says "<:: Move along!"
[LOOC] MPF.C18-HELIX.01.191: HE HAS A CABBAGE CART.
** [Tall | Brown hair | b...] sees the scary ass DvL.
[Medium Build, Five Fo...] says "Officer when is the Foto going to be opened?"
[LOOC] MPF.C18-JUDGE.DvL.320: OH WOOPE DAMN DOO
[LOOC] MPF.C18-JUDGE.DvL.320: AMPUTATE ALL THESE FUCKERS
[LOOC] MPF.C18-HELIX.01.191: Okay :3
[LOOC] MPF.C18-HELIX.01.191: Wait I kieel dem all?
[LOOC] MPF.C18-JUDGE.DvL.320: Nu..
[LOOC] MPF.C18-HELIX.01.191: Den why u say ampootate?
MPF.C18-HELIX.01.191 yells "<:: Line."
Kawabku Ca' Bage says "So, would you like some nice premium cabbages?"
MPF.C18-HELIX.01.191 yells "<:: A straight line!"
MPF.C18-JUDGE.DvL.320 yells "<:: Aye Cabagge Fucker."
MPF.C18-HELIX.01.191 says "<:: Shut up with cabbages."
MPF.C18-JUDGE.DvL.320 yells "<:: Go into that Alley way over there"
[LOOC] MPF.C18-HELIX.01.191: LOL.
[Medium Build, Five Fo...] says "Strawberries?"
MPF.C18-HELIX.01.191 yells "<:: We don't sell fruits."
MPF.C18-HELIX.01.191 yells "<:: Nor do we buy the,."
[LOOC] MPF.C18-HELIX.01.191: *Buy them*
Kawabku Ca' Bage says "Cabbages though"
MPF.C18-HELIX.01.191 says "<:: Apply."
Kawabku Ca' Bage says "They are not fruit"
** [Tall | Brown hair | b...] sees the scary ass DvL.
[Tall | Brown hair | b...] says "corey hiesen 58009"
Kawabku Ca' Bage says "They are vegetables!"
[LOOC] MPF.C18-HELIX.01.191: I hate it when people incorrectly spell their own names.
[Tall | Brown hair | b...] says "corey hiesen 58009"
[LOOC] Corey Hiesen: its correctly spelled.
MPF.C18-HELIX.01.191 says "<:: Alright, you can go."

[OOC] MPF.C18-HELIX.01.191: Who fucking has a cabbage cart. . .
MPF.C18-HELIX.01.191 says "<:: Name."
Kawabku Ca' Bage says "Kawabku Ca'Bage"
[OOC] Lemier Grayfond: ME
[OOC] Ross Scott: lol
[OOC] Joe Bereta: cabage! ROFL
Kawabku Ca' Bage says "Is there a problem sir?"
[LOOC] MPF.C18-HELIX.01.191: Not valid.
[LOOC] Kawabku Ca' Bage: Ca' Bage?
[LOOC] Kawabku Ca' Bage: Try with a space
Detraxa has disconnected from the server.
[LOOC] Kawabku Ca' Bage: between the ca' and bage
[OOC] Joe Bereta: XD
MPF.C18-HELIX.01.191 says "<:: Alright, you can go."
[OOC] Joe Bereta: haha
Kawabku Ca' Bage says "Might you want a cabbage? One free per CP I talk to!"
** Kawabku Ca' Bage hands him a cabbage
** MPF.C18-HELIX.01.191 takes the cabbage.


** Kawabku Ca' Bage chucks a cabbage that man trying to shank the CP
[LOOC] Kawabku Ca' Bage: wow
[LOOC] MPF.C18-HELIX.01.191: Why WOULD YOU THROW A CABBAGE AT A MAN WHO IS TRYING TO MURDER ME?
[LOOC] Kawabku Ca' Bage: to stall him
[LOOC] Kawabku Ca' Bage: jeez
[LOOC] MPF.C18-HELIX.01.191: CABBAGE DON'T HURT.
** Kawabku Ca' Bage throws a cabbage at the cp
[LOOC] Kawabku Ca' Bage: did that hurt?
** MPF.C18-HELIX.01.191 grabs it, nomming on it.
[LOOC] MPF.C18-HELIX.01.191: Nope.


** MPF.C18-HELIX.01.191 beats the man down with his own Cabbage
** MPF.C18-UNION.04.863 zaps stunstick, readying for an electric shock to a poor civilians face.
Kawabku Ca' Bage says "Ow!"
Kawabku Ca' Bage says "Ow!"
Kawabku Ca' Bage says "Stop!"
MPF.C18-JUDGE.DvL.320 yells "<:: Citizens."
MPF.C18-JUDGE.DvL.320 yells "<:: Move along."
** MPF.C18-HELIX.01.191 continues to lay the smack down on the man with his own cabbage
Kawabku Ca' Bage says "Stop!"
** MPF.C18-HELIX.01.191 uppercuts the man with some more CABBAGE.
Kawabku Ca' Bage says "What do you want!"
MPF.C18-HELIX.01.191 says "<:: More cabbage!"
MPF.C18-HELIX.01.191 says "<:: Give me them all!"
** Kawabku Ca' Bage gets punched back into his cart, the cart breaks and the cabbes go everywher
Kawabku Ca' Bage yells "MY CABBAGES!!!!!!!"
** MPF.C18-HELIX.01.191 grabs all the cabbages, running off
** Kawabku Ca' Bage drops to his knees
[OOC] MPF.C18-HELIX.01.191: I STOLE CABBAGES, HUEHUEHUE.
Kawabku Ca' Bage says "My cabbages..."


Kawabku Ca' Bage says "Hello!"
** MPF.C18-HELIX.01.191 pushes the man over
** Is clearly carrying a cabbage cart.
MPF.C18-HELIX.01.191 says "<:: God damnit!"
[Nametag in russian | ...] says "Excuse me I was doing some mad RPing there Mr. Helix"
** Llew Cecil falls off his bike.
** That is consequently carrying the cabbage cart.
[LOOC] MPF.C18-HELIX.01.191: I WILL FUCK YOU ALL UP WITH CABBAGES.
[Tall | Brown hair | b...] says "Where can I get some cabbage around here?"
Kawabku Ca' Bage says "Would you like to buy a cabbage?"
Mr. Lord Sir Dr. Dillon The 1st has connected to the server.
[OOC] Lemier Grayfond: Dat name ^^
Kawabku Ca' Bage says "Here good sir!"
** MPF.C18-HELIX.01.191 grabs some cabbages, right hooking the man selling cabbagesd
Kawabku Ca' Bage says "5 tokens each!"
[OOC] Hank "Hunter" Johnson: Does this server have IC apps for CWU?
[OOC] Jane Constable: ^^^^^^ DAT NAME
** Llew Cecil watches his boss get right hooked. He begins to crawl away from the altercation.
MPF.C18-HELIX.01.191 radios in "<:: Odd? I am beating a man with cabbages."
** Kawabku Ca' Bage gets hit hard on his left side of his face, and falls down onto his cabbages
MPF.C18-HELIX.01.191 radios in "<:: Irony!"
Kawabku Ca' Bage says "M- MY CABBAGES!!!!!"
Kawabku Ca' Bage yells "MY CABBAGES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
** MPF.C18-HELIX.01.191 beats the man down to a pulp with some more cabages
** Llew Cecil stands, running from the CP.
** MPF.C18-HELIX.01.191 beats the man down to a pulp with some more cabages
[LOOC] MPF.C18-HELIX.01.191: *CABBAGES(
[LOOC] Kawabku Ca' Bage: DIDNT SEE YOU
[OOC] Kawabku Ca' Bage: MY CABBAGES
[LOOC] MPF.C18-HELIX.01.191: I'M GOING TO KILL YOU WITH CABBAGES.
[OOC] Hank "Hunter" Johnson: No
** Llew Cecil wals over to the cabbage cart, grabbing a cabbage, and throwing it at 191.
[OOC] Adam M. Tickner: Sey
[OOC] MPF.C18-HELIX.01.191: 191 WILL BRING AN END TO THE CRACY CABBAGE CARRIERS.
** MPF.C18-HELIX.01.191 grabs it, smacking it down on the man
[OOC] MPF.C18-UNION.04.002: 486 +7 rep isn't amputation. Level one - two is -9-12 rep.
** There are now cabbes all over The Square and an old earthkingdom man crying, getting beat by 191
** Llew Cecil falls backwards as he is hit with the cabbage.
UU.UED.001 set MPF-RCT.92828's name to MPF.C18-RCT.928.
[OOC] Lemier Grayfond: TRYING TO AMPUTATE ME? HMM?
[Tall | Brown hair | b...] says "Dont mind the dude in the white mask, you want your cabages Bak?"
** MPF.C18-HELIX.01.191 continues to lay the kick ass, putting a cabbage in-between the mans legs, kicking it, getting toe cabbage right in the mans testicles
** Kawabku Ca' Bage screams and writes in pain
[LNG] Macicebird has connected to the server.
Kawabku Ca' Bage says "PLEASE NO SIR"
[LOOC] Corey Hiesen: Helix... tht is a lil too much my friend.
** Kawabku Ca' Bage is still crying
** Llew Cecil gets up, running towards the UCH.
** [Nametag in russian | ...] faints due to seeing this
Llew Cecil yells "Run for your lives!"
** MPF.C18-HELIX.01.191 grabs the man into a choke hold, trying to choke the man out
[LOOC] MPF.C18-HELIX.01.191: I AM GOING TO CHOKE YOU OUT.
[LOOC] Kawabku Ca' Bage: muh
[LOOC] Kawabku Ca' Bage: muh caboges.
** MPF.C18-HELIX.01.191 smothers the man with cabbages as he gets him in the choke hold (CABBAGES.)
** Kawabku Ca' Bage is being chokes by cabbages
[LOOC] MPF.C18-HELIX.01.191: I KILLED HIM WITH CABBAGES.
[OOC] Hank "Hunter" Johnson: Hey How Hard is it To become a Zombie on this server?
Kawabku Ca' Bage yells "PLEASE HELP ME THIS MAN IS CRAZ- CHHG GGGHHHHHHHHH"
[OOC] Lemier Grayfond: Impossible.
[OOC] Joseph A. Williams: how do you even become a job at all on this server
[OOC] UU.UED.001: Forums.
** As 191 continues to smother the man with cabbages he would sooner or later pass on (I kieeled u.)
[Nametag in russian | ...] says "And you see a guy carrying a dead man's body xD"
[OOC] Jane Constable: GTG O nO bai
[OOC] Vicktore Tiz: RDM
[OOC] MPF.C18-HELIX.01.191: You were on catwalks
[Nametag in russian | ...] says "Who shot me"
** Kawabku Ca' Bage falls lifeless, soon to be accompanied by a strange glowing in his eyes
The Bλdass Teapot has disconnected from the server.
** Kawabku Ca' Bage screams in a demonic way
Unknown command: cl_trigger_first_notification
Kawabku Ca' Bage says "MY"
*he shoots me*
[LOOC] MPF.C18-HELIX.01.191: MY WHAT?
[OOC] Kawabku Ca' Bage: OH GOD MY SIDES